Happy, beautiful moments to cherish from Breakfast on a Bridge – Kisra Ħobż Flimkien this morning.
A 5-year-old kid wanted to tell me some jokes, but was laughing too hard to tell them to me. So I thought I would tell him one, the only one I could think of…
“What happens if you cross a sheep and a trampoline?”
His answer: “WOW. DOES IT GET LAUNCHED INTO OUTERSPACE????!!!!!”
Me: “Oh. No. Just a Wooly Jumper. Your answer is better.”
Then he asks – “When you grow up to be 5 METRES TALL!! Will you go faster on your bike?”
“Yes of course, if I was 5 metres tall I would go very fast. But would need a bigger bike.”
Then an 8-year-old asked me “what school do you go to?” – “I don’t go to school anymore.” – “why, how old are you?” – “27” – “oh. Your jacket looks like my tracksuit!”